Anyway, Kailua, Hawaii is home to one of the country's top breweries of beer. The Kona Brewery Company which brews some of the finest beers in the world. They list five of their best beers on their website two of which are: "Long Island Lager"and "Fire Rock Pale Ale". I wonder if one will be named in honor of President Obama since he regularly takes his vacation on this lovely island?
Let's give them some help? Maybe the beer could be called "44" since he is the forty-fourth" President of the U.S. I'm sure if former President Bush had of had one named after him it would have been simply "W". Do you remember former President Carter's brother Billy who had a beer called Billy Beer? It went over with a flop like the presidency of his brother. Believe it or not you can get this full six pack of beer on Ruby Lane's website for $39 dollars! Before the election of Barack Obama a restaurant in New York named their fried chicken on their menu 'Obama Fried Chicken' . They've had the likes of Rev. Al Sharpton protesting, saying this name was racially motivated but I'm guessing Mr. Sharpton to stay in business himself he has to draw attention to such absurdities?
Anyway, the new label could be just "BO" for Barack Obama but BO could be misinterpreted to mean body odor. Now, we couldn't have that. Maybe it could be called "Lefty" which could have a double meaning since he writes with his left-hand and leans to the left-side of liberalism. They could just label it with an "L" but again it could be misinterpreted as "looser" and we couldn't have that either. If any of the previous aren't workable names then maybe just a photo or image of him like the ones seen here. The HOPE poster was used during the campaign which referred to his mantra of HOPE. Maybe after you drink the beer you HOPE you have a job or you HOPE it has some taste or maybe you HOPE you won't have a hangover.
It could be labeled with the poster image of the cartoon character the "Joker" which was created out of the tea party movement as a poster referring to his shaking hands with social dictators such as Hugo Chavez, Muammar al-Gaddafi and others.
The beer could take on a more deified quality and the label could refer to the God-like figure seen here by an artist or a Julius Caesar type figure. Maybe the label could be a plain one referring to the working man like the one seen here on the left. The slogan could read the Working Mans Beer, Simple, FREE and full of sweat.
Whatever label to name it, the taste could entail a light body brew that is weak in taste and leaves you penniless. It comes with a strong aftertaste wishing you had never purchased the brew to begin with. It comes with a high price and will CHANGE your life, your families' life and your country forever. Aloha!