Thursday, January 29, 2009

Obama Invites 305,707,672 People To An Ice Cream Social

We are worried about "the cow" when, in fact, it is all about the "Ice Cream."

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those; Eric and Grace were picked to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Eric might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. During the campaign, I never saw Grace's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Eric went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Every one applauded. He sat down and Grace came to the podium.

Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.

The class went wild: "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."
She surely would say more, but she did not have to.

A discussion followed:
"How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?"
She wasn't sure.
"Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it?"
She didn't know.
The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.
Eric was forgotten. Grace won by a landslide.
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Today, Barack Obama's approach to the economic downturn seems to be, "let's dish out more ice cream," and when he does, sixty percent of our citizens react like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other forty percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.

This is a true story written by a teacher in the Louisville, Kentucky area. Only the names have been changed for anonymity.

White Male Construction Workers maybe a thing of the past

Wooly Mammoths extinct 200 million b.c.
White Male Construction Worker extinct 2009

U.S. Rep. Charlie Rangel asked Obama's Economic Advisor, Robert Reich, former Clinton staff member, who the stimulus bill will help. He said minorities including women. He further went on to say that "jobs should not go to high skilled professional workers or white male construction workers." This is unbelievable and unfair to say the least. Where's the outrage! Watch the video below.

Maybe someone should tell Mr. Reich that the bill should omit jobs to white males with beards who stand 4 feet 10 inches who work for the current administration. If the shoe were on the other foot and anyone beside a liberal democrat had of said this he or she would have already been to the media gallows.

Go to his website and drop him a message.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Birmingham Citizens bend over and touch your toes!

If you are familiar with the sewer debt and all the controversy surrounding it for Jefferson County and the surrounding area, then you now know you have been ignored again by the Jefferson County Commission and specifically, Bettye Fine Collins.

If you watch the following video of a commission meeting recorded by the local NBC13 affiliate, toward the end, a small eruption occurred by a local talk show host and while it was occurring a vote was taken.

This slick and quick vote took maybe 10 seconds at best.(If you blink you will miss it.) Commissioner Carns, who was sitting right next to the President didn't even get to vote! This vote will cost the tax payers nearly one million dollars over three months. It is too hire a lobbyist to go to Washington to beg for money to pay for the ill managed sewer debt. The former county commission was the responsible group who made poor choices in securing variable mortgage rates which will have no good end for the water and sewer users and non-users. The current commission simply continues to mess-up the mess. For one thing, we don't need to hire lobbyists to go to Washington, D.C., we have Congressmen and Senators to do this for us.Recourse to stop the insanity has been taken by the Greater Birmingham Young Republicans recently. They "unanimously passed a resolution" asking "for Collins to leave the party." An official of the group said, that Collins had forced a change of the "Republican commission into a majority Democrat commission."

They also included in their request for her to leave her post with Alabama's Republican National Party.

The official said the full executive committee will vote on Feb. 6-7 in Montgomery and that the vote would be "the only way action can be taken against any member." For more information, please contact: Philip Bryan, Comm. Director, for the Alabama GOP.

Other groups opposing Mrs. Collins include: The Mid-Alabama Republican Club and The Greater Birmingham Republican Women, Mary Ellen Snell, Vice Chair who said, "As a Republican women's group, our mission is to elect conservative women of character into leadership." Contact: Margie George at

Thursday, January 22, 2009

UFO seen "blue green colour and was shooting out green lasers."

Well that doesn't sound like any shooting star, meteorite or comet to me? This particular bright light was unusual and unexplained to say the least. Millions in Saudia Arabia witnessed it in the middle of the day. No video has yet surfaced but hopes are still out there one will. The article insists "that thousands of people were terrified by what they saw and heard and many even began to pray." Could this be the beginning of what author/researcher L.A. Marzulli says in his book, "Politics, Prophecy and the Supernatural" is the coming great deception? These sightings are burgeoning and are increasing day by day. Could these be the precursor to the end times as scripture tells us to "watch?" Could the precursor to the end be UFO's and of a demonic nature like in the days of Noah? Could these evil ones actually be the fallin angels that scriptures speak of that have existed for years? Could we just be hood winked into thinking that they are extraterrerials but rather simply be interdimensional spiritual demons? Maybe some are and some are not!

Video of meteor falling in Sweden Jan. 17, 2009

Edmonton Canada, Nov 2008 (above)

Denver, CO, USA. This type is called Quadrantids.(above)

Exclusive Video Seen Only Here of the Welcome Home Bush Speech

FoxNews was the only media outlet that traveled to Texas and captured the arrival of George W. Bush and his speech. If you have been thinking that the media is unbalanced your right. ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, NPR, etc., (the big ones) were not there. This proves that they not only helped to get President Obama elected but were instrumental in demonizing President Bush during the campaign. This also proves that President Obama was their President, not President Bush. How will we be able to trust any of these media and what they tell us from now on? I have watched this video and honestly, I felt better about things in general than the inaugural speech that President Obama gave just two days ago, how sad.

Monday, January 19, 2009


He's the one at the podium silly! Raising his right hand taking the oath of office. Today marks the beginning of a new age of thinking. A rebuilding of the government. The day ALL our differences between us have been wiped away. The entire line of underwear at Walmart now says, "one size fits all". All age, race, gender and cultural differences have been erased. The comic strip "Spiderman" has published a special edition featuring the newly elected President. The NAACP and ACLU have been disbanded. FoxNews has hired all non conservative news bees. CNN is once more King of the television moguls and Rush Limbaugh announces his run for President in 2012. No more differences between political parties either.

The only thing I haven't seen or heard in the media regarding the inauguration festivities are alien space ships hovering in the sky over Washington, D.C. saying, "Take me to your leader." This entire election campaign and inaugural festivities have all been so very surreal surrounding a man who has appeared out of no where. Like his campaign pledge, I am still HOPEful that change is coming while I am proud that we can come together as Americans and have civility in the process.

Botox Injections Up and Vice President says, "Shhh!"

A Washington, D.C. doctor says, "My normal load for cosmetic procedures has doubled." He says his "patients include men, but are mostly women over 35 who include Washington socialites, professionals in politics who will work and mingle socially with the Obamas, and others attending satellite inauguration events.

Also a Florida doctor indicated botox injections were up. He said, "We were swamped this week. Some were going to the inauguration in D.C. But I saw many going to inauguration parties in Miami." Many are men in their 50s and 60s, Baumann says.

Has your representative in Congress or Senate had their Botox injections today?

While this is all happening amidst the inaugural festivities, Jill Biden, wife of Vice President, Joe Biden, was told by her husband, "Shhhh" not for participating in facial modifications but for letting the cat out of the bag that he was given the choice of either chosing to be the next VP or Secretary of State. I guess he decided to let Hillary have the Secretary job. He probably doesn't even know how to type. Poor Hillary she still gets all the left overs. Meow!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

UPDATE:Pilot Bails Out of Plane to Fake Death in Alabama HE's Found!

Why would a man fake his death and go to all this trouble? Officials find after their initial probe of Marcus Schrenker who is 38, explain that he has multiple sclerosis, experienced a recent death in the family, owes huge amounts of debt, pilots his plane and makes a distress call to authorities. Later, he is seen on video at a motel in Harpersville, Alabama only after parachuting out of his plane. Supposedly he has previously hidden a motorcycle for use later before lying to police about how he had a canoe accident while wearing goggles. This is a made for television movie! Now, he is on the lose as authorities look for him. His mother explains that she loves him and that it's time to come home. See UPDATE says "He' found!"

Read the full story in the Birmingham News online.

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Tale of the Redneck Boathouse, The Moron Brothers in Kentucky

Life just doesn't get any simpler than this for the Moron Brothers.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Conyers said that Gupta would represent the face of healthcare

W H I C H......... O N E ?
The reported this week that Representative John Conyers is not happy about the choice for surgeon general Sanjay Gupta. Conyers is a fan of universal healthcare. Will government do a better job in healthcare than the private sector as seen in the Veterans' Administration healthcare? One must wonder. If his nomination is confirmed, then, which "face" will Gupta be to our healthcare system? (pronounced Goop - ta!) We currently have the best healthcare. Everyone comes to the U.S. to get it! The problem has been created over time with trial lawyers getting their way and causing healthcare costs to go up by frivolous lawsuits. The healthcare institutions simply pass the costs on to us. Why doesn't Rep. Conyers spend his time getting rid of all those costly lawsuits!

Read Mike Huckabee's positive comments regarding Gupta and the convincing argument against Michael Moore's "fantasy about Cuba as a Health Care Mecca." Entitled: Huckabee’s Statement on Michael Moore July 13, 2007

If Representative Conyers gets his way then the "face" of America's healthcare may be his own.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Barack Obama, Restaurant Reviewer loves the Southern Sampler

If you thought all the hoopla in Chicago wasn't enough to keep your mind whirling with amazement with this next President then you haven't seen the latest YouTube Video which has cropped up out of thin air. Remember, the U.S. has come off it's pain staking election cycle of 2008. We've seen many unusual and bizarre things in the media and on the internet and we recently been enundated with the photos of the upcoming first family in all their beach attire on vacation in Hawaii. Now we learn that our President Elect was a restaurant reviewer in 2001. (See Video Below) He says, "Those Johnny Cakes will get you early, then you won't have time or room for the peach cobbler" at the Dixie Kitchen and Bait Shop in Chicago, Illinois.

I wonder if he has ever been to the Shuck-n-Jive Restaurant in Dallas, Texas or has any plans to do so?